Epistemology

How do you know that you were not, in fact, born in a Tleilaxu breeding tank? It is going to be one of those days...

Gotta get me an *.edu

I have been wisc'd away and is now living in 'sin. No need to be hopping mad' about it 'son.

Get ahold of yourself!

If you aren't yet out of the closet and need someone to talk to, you can bi-query-us.

Lady Gotcha

I am not bluffin' with my muffin; this cupcake was delicious!

We could make it a hexagon...

"And I was, like, sitting there thinking, 'That girl is so FUCKING cute.' Turns out I had met her at a party the night before. Seriously, it was the drama llama's super-secret love pentagon attack!"

It is so fast!

Rust never sleeps. But if he had known, what would Neil Young have sang now that Chrome always burns?

Way Down In France

There is nothing like getting lost on foot in Paris. Well...I guess zombies make anything worse.

Corporate Whore

If you utilize prostitutes, are you buy-sexual?

The wound is 'Afghanistan'.

If Allah didn't mean for me to pick this scab, then why did I grow fingernails?

Impeach This!

It only takes one person to stand up and say 'No'. A singular voice ripping down the establishment, uncovering secrets. Unfortunately, there is always a Linda Tripp fucking things up for the rest of us.