Gotta get me an *.edu

I have been wisc'd away and is now living in 'sin. No need to be hopping mad' about it 'son.

Get ahold of yourself!

If you aren't yet out of the closet and need someone to talk to, you can bi-query-us.

Lady Gotcha

I am not bluffin' with my muffin; this cupcake was delicious!

We could make it a hexagon...

"And I was, like, sitting there thinking, 'That girl is so FUCKING cute.' Turns out I had met her at a party the night before. Seriously, it was the drama llama's super-secret love pentagon attack!"

It is so fast!

Rust never sleeps. But if he had known, what would Neil Young have sang now that Chrome always burns?